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                            Dan Messimer, the "Cable Guy"

 

These are Dan's medals for his time in Desert Storm in March of 1991 (from left to right):  National Defense Medal, A Medal from the Kuwait Government and the Southwest Asia Service Medal.

 

 

This is the aircraft that Dan was assigned to during his time in the US Air Force.  It is called the AWACS - Airborne Warning and Control Systems also known as the E3-Sentry.

 

FREE THE "CABLE GUY"

Dan is married with three children. 

 

CHARGE:  DEFIANT TRESPASS

 

        The summons received by Dan Messimer, the "cable guy" who alleges Mayor Charlie Smithgall had an illegal Comcast cable connection, reads as follows:

"Charge:  Defiant Trespass

The actor did unlawfully trespass onto a private dwelling's fire escape located at 346 N. Pine Street on below time and date knowing he was not licensed or privileged to do so.  Actor entered onto said fire escape after having to reach up approximately five to six feet to pull down the fire escape.  This is a notice against trespass manifestly designed to exclude intruders.

Date:  05-12-05

Time:  3:30 - 4:00 p.m., Thursday

Victim's Name:  Charles W. Smithgall

$200.00 Fine

$108.87 Cost

$318.87 Total Due

Signed by Detective Dennis Arnold of the Lancaster County District Attorney's Office"

 WHY, MAYOR SMITHGALL???

 




 

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