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DR. FRAUD GETS SMART
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CLYDE'S COFFEE

An urbane and sophisticated man e-mailed me. He said, "I haven't lived in Lancaster in a long time but I believe your skyline is not of Lancaster." "Nonsense," I said. "If you look closely you can see the Griest Building." "I hate to differ," he wrote back, "but I don't see the Griest Building. I believe your skyline may be of Philadelphia." Well, I immediately went to see my webmaster/lawyer/accountant/technical advisor/cultural icon and spiritual guru. I said, "I wanted a skyline picture of Lancaster. I've been told you put in Philadelphia. What's up with that?" "Listen, nut-job," he said. "You haven't paid me in twenty years. You find a picture of the Lancaster skyline. You wanted a skyline. I gave you a skyline. If you're Real Smart you'll keep telling people it's Lancaster and sooner or later they will believe you." "I have raised you well, my son," I said. "Be easy," he said. "Just be easy." (Have you heard that one, Newthud?) So, Harv2, you keep looking, have a little of that Clyde coffee, (we'll discuss where you can get it later) and I promise that sooner or later you will see the Griest Building (Let me know, okay?) JohnQincy, you seem somewhat of a fence-sitter to me. Did you call me psycho? Now, you really need to have some coffee with Clyde. Maybe then you could build me a speed bump? The cars really fly up my street! Yeah, I'm trying to lay off the stuff. Unfortunately, this site-studio software I bought is crap. I can't even figure out how to make paragraphs. So, I've called in the big guns (no, no Riverfat, I don't need the AK-47 yet. Please stay home and wait for Kitty to knock. Drink enough of Clyde's coffee and you'll think it's a Gunsmoke episode. Be easy.) We're going to upgrade the software. Anyone have any suggestions? Frontpage, Dreamweaver? The e-mail button works and I'll be easy. P.S. George, how could I forget you. The Lancaster Ski Club. Brilliant. (I still want to know what a "stoop" is.) Mine are waxed and ready. Where are we going? I haven't been snowed, have I?

  

 

  
 
  
 
  
 

 

|Please Page Down| |Welcome| |CONTACT US| |THE CABLE GUY| |GRAND JURY| |LANCASTER LYNCHING - 1| |LANCASTER LYNCHING - 2| |LANC. LYNCHING - 3| |LANC. LYNCHING - 4| |LANC. LYNCHING - 5| |LANC. LYNCHING - 6| |DR. FRAUD GETS SMART| |TRIBUNE DAYS - 3| |KRUSHINSKI - 1| |KRUSKINSKI - 2| |KRUSHINSKI - 3| |NOTES - FEB 7-13| |BRIEF OF APPELLEES| |LANCASTER| |TRIBUNE DAYS| |TRIBUNE DAYS - 2| |HOW I GOT SMART/PARODY| |APPEAL/SUPERIOR COURT| |CHARLIE'S PROMISE - 3| |JUDGE'S OPINION| |DEFENDANTS' REPLY| |APPEAL| |PLAINTIFF'S ANSWER| |MEMORANDUM OF LAW| |PRELIMINARY OBJECTIONS| |MAN ON THE SIDEWALK| |HOLZINGER v. HOLZINGER| |THE LETTERS| |TWO EMAILS| |DIPLOMATS 2| |DIPLOMATS SPEAK| |PLANNED PARENTHOOD| |CHARLIE'S PROMISE-1| |CHARLIE'S PROMISE - 2| |DR. FRAUD ON CLYDE| |LETTERS/EDITOR| |NAME CHANGE| |TWILIGHT ZONE| |JOURNEY| |A SIMPLE, SAD STORY| |A FAMILY TRAGEDY| |A FAMILY TRAGEDY-2| |A FAMILY TRAGEDY - 3| |A FAMILY TRAGEDY - 4| |TO MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS| |PUPPIES 4 SALE| |PUPPIES - 2| |ECLIPSE| |CLYDE'S COFFEE| |TALKBACK| |KASEY1| |OPEN LETTER| |ALICE 1| |Best/Worst 3-7 to 13| |Best/Worst 1-16 to 1-10| |REVIEW/POIST ON HARPER| |EMILY LETTER| |NEIGHBORS LETTER| |FAMILY LETTER - 2| |Ph.D DOCUMENT| |TROUBLE'S COMING| |CORTNEY FRY - 1| |CORTNEY FRY - 2| |UNGODLY SILENCE| |HEATHER NUNN - 1| |CORTNEY FRY - 3| |FAMILY LETTER - 3| |ALICE POEMS| |DALRYMPLE V. BROWN| |SUPERIOR COURT| |F&M & INCEST| |NOTES - 1| |NOTES - 2| |NOTES -3| |NOTES - 4| |NOTES - 5| |NOTES - 6| |NOTES - 7| |FAMILY LETTER - 2| |RACIAL INCIDENT| |SUPREME COURT| |SUPREME COURT 2| |LETTER TO JOHN FRY| |TALKBACK| |THANK YOU - LIP NEWS| |CORTNEY FRY - GRAND JURY| |LOUIS FARINA - FIND JURY| |TERRIBLE POLICE WORK| |DO ME A FAVOR| |GAMBLING CRACKDOWN| |GODVOICEHOLZINGER| |VERBAL - TOM CRUISE| |MAYOR STEALING CABLE?| |TED BYRNE| |THE BYRNE GUY|